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stupid fucked up blog.
arrgh i just typed alot and it was all gone. eeeeeeeeeeeeee idiot computer!
aiyah i leche ready. i typed twice! so see you all tomorrow.
BBC Sessions... Huh?
Controversy. Controversial. thats what my blog isn't about. its about love and peace on earth. love. don't hate.
i've learnt that karma (thanks lisa, but u still owe us a dinner) is essential. you recieve the same amount of bad energy that you exude. so PLEASE don't hate. love. love makes the world go round. wheeeeeeeeeeeee... (i'm high as a kite.. what on? honey lemon)
i don't understand why people must be angry. what makes them angry? afterall, we are never gonna leave with what we got in our lifetime. we came with nothing. not even the clothes on our back. we were nudists (rather disturbing but .. yeah)
If i could organise something, i would gather the world's 1970s bands and restart the great tradition if woodstock. right now, woodstock is about mosh pits and being fucked up teenagers. before, it was about love. bright colours. loud sounds. smoke machines. mats. grass. flowers. long flowing blonde hair (black hair sucks).
i know half of u don't understand a damn thing i'm saying so listen up. CRACK A DAMN BOOK. read. read like there ain't a tomarrow.
i'm off to love more . so dno't tinhk taht lvoe is nthonig. it mdae you and me.
peace .
Shame on you, blog!
I'm angry. yesterday, one idiot pissed me off at work. it was about 11.45am to 2.15pm. i was helping this old chinese uncle and well, as i didn't speak chinese and didn't have any chinese speaking e helpers on mondays, i asked if he could speak malay. he said no problem. now the thing is, since the inception of using SINGPASS for e services, he had to get one too. he didn't have one when he came. so as normal i brought him to the reception to ask myna (receptionist) to explain to him properly in hokkien. BUT, she was busy and i waited. then here comes mr Kaypoh. he comes in looking like a good guy, and i thought maybe he could translate. but he comes in, telling me that this uncle is old and he is chinese educated and doesn't speak english (i rolled my eyes and thought to my self "i know". and he demanded that there should be chinese e helpers on duty everyday. i was glaring at him at this, and told him.. "sir (i really meant to say .. Jackass), this is a government office. u can't expect everyone here to speak chinese or be chinese. infact, we aren't working for the government. we are E HELPERS. we aren't required to learn chinese to be able to get the job" at this is futher exploded, but with the albiet late interference by my collegue, darren, (who by the way tells people off the way they should be, whereas i on the other hand, am quite difficult to be angry. but when i am, i explode), i was salvaged. I told him after that that this uncle has no problem in the world communicating in malay. he was an obstinate mule. fucking bastard.
some people ah.. incouragable. its not our fault if we don't speak a language. what that idiot expects everyone to learn chinese issit? as if, if he goes to japan he's gonna learn wat.. japanese? my ass la. whahahah .. i really really hope today doesn't bring me any nonsense. i want to earn in peace.
Thats all. i'm at home, typing out my frustrations before coming to work. hahahaha. This message is in no way racist or racially charged. its just my frustrations at work. its part and puzzle of life. so don't come and sue me or put me in jail for sedition. ITS NOT.
Finger Licking Blog
So i sensed that there would be widespread riotting in the streets tomorrow if i don't blog so here it is. my 2 cents for the day.
today's special is : things i hate about the world.
1. retrofitting windows' rivets (this is painful here cos my house is barely over 5 yrs
2. fast changing handphone models - makes me wanna puke
3. new and exciting flavours that fast food outlets come up with that make ppl fat.
4. CD-R cds that do not write in your less than a year old CD writer cos its of a different brand
5. bands like linkin park, green day and a certain individual like eminem oh yes.. taufik and sly. the can't sing for nuts.
6. the really hot, 500 million deg C weather
7. wasted multi storey carparks, whose top deck is always empty. turn it into a park for heavens sake.
8. having to wait another 2 months to be able to download that 70s show's 8th season.
9. not being able to download in peace
10. bill gates and his stupid monopoly over the computer world. freakin' nerd.*
* i'm so sorry billy.. if u are reading this sentence, it means that u waiver any leagal proceedings on me.
Thats all i have for now.
Have a Blogging time.
Its a boring day! this is my timeline for today:-
08.35 : woke up thinking it was 10 something but was dissapointed
09.00: went to the hall and sat, watched tv and out walked dad
09.15: was told to order macdonalds for breakfast
09.30: waited in vain for the mac man to come
09.50: the mac man came bearing the gift of labour
10.00: ate (more like choked down) sausage mcmuffin(s).
10.15: sat contented on my couch, watching crap on tv
11.00: stared blankly in to space while watching a painfully horrific design programme
on BBC Prime (brits have a terrible fashion/design sense)
11.30: still had nothing going on
12.00: nope. nothing
12.30: i think mom came back
1.00 : was annoyed by the loss of my iron maiden DVD
1.30 : after hitting my self for missing the DVD, found it staring back at me
2.00 : tried to sleep off the runny bitchy nose that i had
3.00 : was watching wrestlemania 14 ( 7 years ago ), and was struck with awe
3.30 : slept as the match between new age outlaws and cactus jack/terry funk was boring
3.45 : woke up cos i heard undertaker's gong (one of the best matches, vs kane)
4.00 : returned to la la land
6.15 : woke up feeling like a wreck
6.25 : typed nonsense on my blog, praying and hoping it would read.
--- see? isn't it boring? i hope at least someone else out there had a better day than i did.
so till the nex goodbye..
VJ
What is and What should Never Be.
Today, Ladies and bastards, i celebrate my 30th Blog Entry. Free rounds of champagne! (NOT!) actually i don't mind. but as if u all want to come and drink.. :)
ok. LISA, damn you, if u are reading this, whore.. u owe Me & Qel (this list isn't finalised) a dinner at Michelangelos'. IF u are hinding from us, bloody hell... u gonna get it. (lol) (wait she come look for me with her black boyF.)
Aunty N@t, i thot u nvr come to werk 2day!! then i saw you.. with alia. smoke buddies. what happed to patrick? no more fren(2) ah? tsk tsk..
kk.. i experimenting with different colours to be my final colour of the week. i think think.. then .. ORANGE! orange is a wonderful colour.
anyways.. if Crabby Junior is reading this blogumentary, then here's the VJ, Lesson of the day:-
It is wrong to say this sentence : I would like to paint my wall black colour.
the correct sentence would be : I would like to paint my wall black.
Why? cos when u say a colour, its already known to be a colour. so u don't have to emphasise on the term by adding another word, in this case, Colour. Anyways.. black is not a colour. hahaha..
Lesson No. 2 : The correct word is Alphabet. not alphabets. cos the word alphabet already means the whole 26 letters.
Lesson No 3 (i feeling very teacherish) : PLS do not use the word nice while writing a composition. cos its not very useful. it doesn't mean anything. use : wonderful, pretty, colourful.... express the feeling that it gives u. if u see a dress that u like, say : wow! this dress is pretty. and so on..
so thats all... bye!
The Insolvency & Public Blogging Office
Hi everyone. hows my new blog? its basically copied from someone else but i did all the colourings and the pics were all done by me. THIS is Led Zeppelin, the ledgendary. all should listen to them. they are the greatest of the greatest. nothing is higher than them.
sample of their song.
.. throw me a line if i reach it in time,
..meet u up there when the path runs straight up high
i know u all don't listen hmph.. so tell me if u all like my new blog. any interesting ppl to add.. pls tell me.. and as for the guy who had racist remarks, u deserve 900 million years in jail and 632 strokes of the cane. hahahah..
well serves him rite to be racist in singapore. lol.
Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.
Remembering the brave
its been 4 years. 4 years since the beginning of the end. when that jackass drove planes into the towers, he was asking for it. now, 4 years on, iraq and afganistan are in turmoil. US is suffering with sky high oil prices. when oil rises, just about everything rises. (in case my blog readers are stupid... oil is used in plastics and rubber, in which clothes, cars, electricity, computers and so on will my more expensive) So what can we do? with oil prices set to reach $100 US within next june, it will never come down (unless we find oil in the moon or mars, even then the transportation will cost billions)
So with the sombre mood, i begin my blog en proper.
Last friday, my grand uncle passed on. he's a good guy.. he was working with the malaysian CID (police). he lived in malacca. actually, his wife was in K.L attending her relative's wedding, but then he stayed back, and while at work, he had a heart attack which was fatal. so my poor grand aunt must come down all the way. i felt sad. My mother was real close to them i guess.. both of my parents went there the next morning cos it was already too late.
On Saturday, i was at home, feeding myself. i skipped breakfast, and had a late late lunch at 3.30pm. i guess i was lazy to go down and buy food. hahah..
nothing really exciting happened la.. the whole damn weekend i stayed at home cos guess wat? i'm starting to save!! then when my bank acct got many many money, i can buy alot of stuffs!
whahahhah!!
i've finally bought a packet of ribena today. after so long. i dunno.. i feel its very sugary but they claim to be high in vitamin C. but hey i forgot. i tried this recipe last thursday.
You Need:
ALOT of champagne grapes (those tiny tiny grapes which taste like champagne when u eat alot of them at the same time. )
about 4 to 6 blueberries.
any other fruits.. raspberry, etc..
i used only this two and i think i squeezed some lemon into it ( i'm a lemonmaniac)
and pls remember to strain it.. cos the skin of the grapes WILL stick to your throat and be very irritating. i didn't strain it !! but it was suprisingly nice. i want to buy a ice blender. then can make smoothie! whooohoo!
kk.. incase u all dunno where to get those exotic fruits, so far i know woodlands civic centre's NTUC has these things. last time they got raspberries but last week they didn't have it there.
hmm.. thats all i got. i feel real bored.
PS. NAT!! cool down la! later u get high blood pressure.. those ppl who torment you will face the consequences. don't worry! take a break. enjoy.
Crab, tell your doter (wat spelling la this one?!) to STOP FARTING! hahahhaa..
Crab junior, yr blog very funny! hahah.. but i lazy to add u cos i might change my blog's appearence soon. .
so goodday to all..
i hope i'm not insulting u when i say.. you blogging bastard!!
eh.... nat.. y la u so moody? i noe.. i'll give u a present.. tell me.. what's yr flava? (mcm craig david.. eee i hate that bastard) since i talk alot abt oils.. i buy 4 u 1 la. tell me what oil. ok.. i see yr 2 blog is so full of hate. Y?! i scared to ask. i see u at yr office also so moody. like u want to kill someone. (hope its not me) All i can say is get well soon. those fuckers will pay with their lives. they will rot in hell. all those bad ppl will just die when their time comes. EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY. DO UNTO OTHERS AS OTHER'S DO UNTO YOU. THEIR JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE NEAR AND ... DEATH.. WILL BE IMMINENT. muaahahahahah..
Evil Laugh followed by super evil Grin
i hate those idiots. ppl who pick on others. what the fuck did they do ? what to do? they feel being bad is good for the rep. i say fuck you.
ok enough bully bashing. well i don't have much to say. seems like this past few months have been very environmentally unfriendly. tsunami, forest fires, hurricane, earthquake.. train wrecks. anyone figured out y? its HIM. he's bekoning the end. i'm serious.. who ever thinks we're doomed, pls raise their hands.
y is it that whenever i start blogging.. i try to talk abt the world? is my life that boring.. well hahaha yes. i'm 19. ain't got nothin' going on. one thing i'm proud of is my love for 70s rock. its my life. my love. my soul. my everything. take it away and i shall die. its the world to me. it rocks me to sleep. it rocks me awake. it rocks me to work. it rocks me to keep on chugging. some ppl say .. Mother, father, teacher, god. i say mother, father, Rock, God. Teachers are jackasses. anyone agree? they aren't sincere except for a few that i know. i wish i could have studied harder. sob. its painful.
Also, i'm going to NS soon. i'm turning myself in. i can't wait no more. enough is enough is enough. 2 years 9 months have whizzed by. so when the time comes, i'll say good bye..
EMO RITE? hhahaha kk.. i very the sad today.
so til the next gd bye...
Your Enemy,
Vijay.
BLOGTOPIA
PEACE. its something everyone spends alot on. y? cos no one ever really manages to get it. i my self try to get a piece of peace. i just bought a white marble, replica of a 3000 yrs ago statue of a chinese buddha. there are a few types of buddha, being one from thailand (normally reclining), india, indonesia (indo china), vietnam, cambodia, laos, china, nepal and so on. yesterday after work, i went to chinatown (temple st) beside the indian temple (duh) and was really taking in all the vibes of that place. its very vibrant, with alot of many "crap" on sale. there was this antiques shop selling old cameras and telescopes and even a gramma phone. cool. so i looked around and saw that all the stuff was priced well but i wasn't into in that much. so i went out and oh.. did i mention i bought 2 more essential oils? i welcome eucalyptus and rosemary into my collection of wellness oils. mmmmmmmmmm. back to my hunt.. now i was into the "expensive" side of china town. well at least some were.. and i went to the one prominent shop there. it has many stone statues outside i suggest those into antiques that are cheap go check this shop out. i went in and the mood was sombre. its really quiet. this lady greeted me and i know she's not from town. summore she can ask me if i from out of town. hahaha. then i was looking around hoping i won't break anything. note: bull in a china shop hahahahahaha. very suitable hor! kk.. then i looked at the cheap priced statues.. it was $50 bucks.. well i thought it was a decent price since i'm no expert ! i didn't want to buy too expensive one and end up regretting .. so i was this buddha, white with black marbling effects (although they can't be seen clearly cos its unpolished) and i bought the best one. then i was told i had to carry it like a baby .. like in a cradle. i went back home and set it up. so there.. peace.
i suggest this to everyone who has a open mind about religion and races. its just art. u can have a statue of a god of another religion but if it isn't worshipped, its no biggy. so cherish art, embrace the beauty. go out and buy something nice. religion is man made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all !!
now all go and work!
blogtopia
eh . anyone ever wondered wat earth will look like in 5 million years? sounds stupid and unimportant but its really important. yesterday i saw this prog. on discovery ch. it was about how france looked like in the year 5 million. (lol) suprisingly (rolls eyes) humans are void (dead, destroyed) and weird creatures roam the earth. one is an predecessor of the weasel, and another is of lizard. even the sea gulls turn into sea gull whales (imagine really fat bird with long long beak) and such weird things. also, north france is an ice land, tundra, which is frigid (cold). south france is a desert, the meditteranean sea is dried up cos the continents have joined up, closing the gap that the water comes in from the atlantic ocean. the continents change alot, the arab countries are now joined with sri lanka and moved into east asia. the best part is, there are a handful of camera orbs (balls) that are roaming the earth for us, we are from another planet (cos we moved away from earth millions of years before, cos we used up earth's resourses and probably settled in mars or something) i was freaking out cos it seemed too real. we have to stop killing ourselfs! i'm very deep u all might think.. i may be dumb and all.. but the earth is ours to save.
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Nat, how la the alia thingy? hahaha so funny.. I AM DYING! this extremely stupid guy is asking me thousands of questions sitting beside me. aiyoh!! he is answering his own questions. i am trying to show facce but he doesn't get it. idiot.
kk enough rambling. nat u going to the bukit timah reserve anot? if u are, bring your cam! hahaha .. take nature shots.. become pro photographer. lol
all take care k? crab, DON'T train your kids to drink at this age la! nat found out that your kids were drunk! thats terrible!! (lol).
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