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A Brave New Blog
hi all. i have been adding and deleting, cutting and pasting, cursing and swearing at this website this whole damn day. finally settled on this skin! i am obsessed with death and the dead. tok wan helps me alot (lol).
this skin like very emo.. but i'm not that kind !! i basically chose it for the guy on one knee, sort of saluting the dead. thats cool.
respect the dead!!!
N@T i know u under attack by some ppl.. care explaining to me? haha i be one of your crusaders!
Onward we march, till death we blog!
Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.
Blogzilla
ok. by now most of the legions of fans of my blog (3 ppl) would know that my blog titles are named after songs, titles and band names. so i'm gonna continue doing that so if anyone don't know what i mean, just ask. how difficult is that?
its 0900 hours. i'm pissed at work already! don't ask.. ok.. so have anyone noticed... clean, vibrant , new flags being hung out? 3/4 of it is sponsored by the govt. (sorry govt!! pls dun sue me!!) what is wrong with singapore? unhappy with the govt? are u nuts? there are dozens of other countries that have worse govts. So the problem with us is that we are spoiled. we don't know a thing about poverty and starvation. look at those western countries. their flags are out year round not cos they are lazy.. but they are patriotic. here.. we are fined if our flags are out after sept 9th, cos we are damn lazy to take it out. lol. have your say at the comments page.
0910 hours. felt queasy while coming to work. i usually feel that way. i managed to buy a sparkling ribena drink.... managed to clear that feeling. yipeeeeee!! i have a terrible feeling today is gonna suck. the computers need to be installed with something. aiyoh.. y now?! we have to earn a living first!!!.. Bastards.
ok la.. i gonna slack.. at work... not every one does that ... so bye!!!
Judas' Blog
hey ho.. lets go. its 6.41 pm and i'm chillin' (well not really.. its extremely warm here and my air con is broken...) at home watching 3 movies.
First was the Family Guy (straight to DVD) movie which was alright.. funny thing.. it isn't as funny as their norm 1/2 hr shows. second was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Very amusing but i don't see the need for this movie and its budget. it could easily be done cheaper.. but i guess hollywood is always hollyweird. J.Depp is always great, but this movie will not earn him any oscars or anything like that.. its a norm role.. anyone can do it.. MJ will fit it perfectly though. Thirdly, timeless classic, the wedding crashers. wow. vince vaughn and owen wilson are the comedians of this decade. i was happy that will ferrell (another great comedian) made a cameo in the end of the film. Overall, i liked them all but i would have to give the award to family guy the movie . here are the ratings:
Family Guy the Movie : 7/10
Charlie and the Choc Fact: 6.45/10
The Wedding Crashers: 6.987389/10
GOOD NEWS ALERT: Rolling Stones coming out with another Album! i gotta wait till sept but its good.. also.. any rock fans out there.. pls check out White Stripes' new album (get behind me satan).
i here some gd news.. that i'm gonna be a hard workin' , jet flyin' , limosuine ridin' , reelin', dealin' son of a gun. good to know. i've got that to look forward to.
its nice to have a break in the middle of the week. although i gotta work tomorrow, i still can recoup from the horrors of tuesday.
the pretty lady in my head is tok wan, but she's getting draggy so i'm gonna have to dump her. sorry bitch its not your fault.. its mine. whore.
thats it.. i've run out of gas.
so.. if u're gonna be downloading stuff off the internet, get that 70's show, family guy and some great comedies in my profile listings.
Thank you for yr fuckin' time and see ya tmr!
get lost!
Vj
Can we survive the Blogzkrieg?!
its still early but i can't wait to post this piece of news. well on my way to work, i was in the train when this funny thing happened. the train was reaching raffles place interchange, but it stopped about 15 secs away. so this young lady (i don't know if she kanchong or air headed) stood up to get to the doors. but the train haven stop completely, and when it did (with a jolt, like it normally does), she fell ontop of the lady sitting next to her. i was on the left of her, and i was frantically thinking of something disgusting so that i wouldn't laugh. WHY SO KIASU?! the train would wait for everyone to get off before it goes to marina bay rite?! she was the only idiot to fall completely. others just shuffled a little. tell her a million times also won't understand one.. dumbasses.
26/7 started wet. i woke at around 5 (i think), and saw that it was dark and really wet outside. but i don't really care. one more reason to wear a jacket to work. lol.
whatelse? hmmmm... my penpal from USA sent me a card yesterday. actually, its really weird. last week, on monday, i asked my friend to post a letter to her. when my friend came back to work yesterday, she asked if my penpal got the letter. I said i don't know.. i would only recieve a letter 2 weeks or so later. but i got a card instead of a letter so thats nice. its a really funny card. i'll try to get the text on the card by the end of this stupid fucking day.
i saw my horoscope in tamil. it said : Disturbances. holy shit. i work in a place where disturbances are the norm. hope no stupid asshole pisses me off. i'm not easily pissed.!!! just ask my friend LISA>>> ; )
shit la.. i must upgrade my pc.. so slow. imagine this. P4, 128mb ram, 80 gig harddrive, 1.28 GHz. NICE rite?! i'm going to change to P4, 512mb ram and 2.4ghz . i have to make sure it lasts till i get a job, which will be not any time soon. sob.. after this, NS. after that study.. i wasted time .. fuck!!!! stoopid.. nvr save also.. aiyoh..... ok watever la cannot cry over spilt milk.
Go rest in peace!
More than evil, i Laugh at your Blog
YES!(punches fist in the air) i have finally cracked it. its so bloody easy to get my msg board's skin changed. Aiyoh.. i've wasted 3 f'ing hours. The fruits of labour ? a msg board with the colours black, grey and purple. best clrs ever. now i have one more friend!! yeah!!!
i see other ppl blog ah.. i very jealous. how come i dun have so good blog one? summore ah.. i work very hard ... until liddat.. wat la..
still got 1 hr pls to go home. i hope still raining. brrr.. CoLdShivErs.. everytime i bring jacket or umbrella, won't rain. then now rain. must take taxi. blogging is so addictive.... i have no faith in friendster cos they fucking cancelled my account!!! bastard!
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Rolling Blogs
What a wonderful day. NOT.
boring in fact. at work, supposed to be fun, with crazy and whacky people coming in asking stupid questions. HAIZ.
by now, most of the 3 people who have visited my blog would have known that i'm a rock fan. (p.s. cannot say rocker..) but seriously.. 3 ppl visit my blog. probably 2 ppl are following up. lol. its sad. but i'm new.
Actually, the main reason that got me to start a blog was when i saw reports on the newspaper that bloggers are getting book deals. i know its corny lame stupid and idiotic, but i'd go nuts if i strike a book deal. hahha.. most (3) of u would be rolling their eyes collectively. lol. but cool rite get book deal! write nonsense. get rich quick. gimme comments on this issue!!!!!
its 12.53pm. i've had my lunch. you? and i still suck at HTML. must go library and borrow some HUGE html books. aiyoh.. y la all this stupid html.. java... c++... english cannot understand ah .. dumb computers. we make them to help us.. they make life more difficult.
12.55pm. watched any movies lately? most of them suck. war of the worlds was the last flick i caught. It didn't live up to my expectations. i thought we were doomed. cos i didn't read the book. Now there are a shit load of movie adaptations of comics and novels. i'm waiting for charlie and the choc factory. Depp is a terrific actor. the best yet. he doesn't shower in the hollywood limelights but in the french ...light. also waiting for wedding crashers although i think its R21. there's a little thing called Bit Torrent. i'll stop there.
1.17pm. the last few timings that i stated are wrong cos this stupid pc's time is 10 mins slow. lol.
1.48pm. just submitted a public trustees form. so leche. haiz. remember. anyone in your family, ill, touch wood, ask them to nominate their cpf to you!!! lol.. no la.. but it saves a lot of time.
1.50pm. i think i have said too much. thats all. i've got nothing else to say. all comments, suggestions and nonsense are welcomed.
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Maybe check back later.. i might post another entry. take care. don't let the chair bugs bite.
weapons of mass blogstruction
so saturday's here!
what ever life brings, take it with a pinch of salt. now which m'fer said that? i've got a huge problem with him.
we all certainly stive for a cohesive environment and a wonderland. BUT the exact opposite is happening. what have we become? vial beings, hell bent on destroying each other. whats all this? i hate you.. you hate me.. doesn't it seem childish? people of this world, drop your f'ing weapons and start lovin'. peace is the only answer for a better earth. You all should have known by now that my anger is towards the violence in middle east. i've got more malay friends then any other racial group, so u know this isn't biased. Islam isn't extremism. What ever your religious orientation, it all teaches you peace within man kind. please. whoever reads this blog entry, spread the message. YOU play a role in making a better place for all of us. Denounce Violence and extremism. I fully appricieate all those who already have.
Guys, the signs are out there. N.korea has offered to abandon her weapons. pakistan is cracking down on illegal madrasahs that teach not about love but of hatred towards the west and jihadism. down the road, we might not see it but our kids will. Peace is in our hands. If you choose to follow the paths of the infidels who brainwash their own and send them to blow themselfs up killing dozens of children and women. Please support this cause and spread it in your blogs. i cannot express the gratitude that the human kind in its entiety would bestow upon you. Thank you lots.
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so its 12.41pm, i've had my breakfast and before that i was watching new episodes of the Family Guy sitcom. Its the funniest, most in your face cartoon/sitcom ever! its better than the simpsons! i declare FOX network to be the best network and Dreamworks to be the best production company cos they gave us shrek! its also funny, but before watching it i thought it was crap and childish. IT ISN'T!.
hmm.. i'm bored. my blog is extra long today. lol. just got a call from darren. fellow e helper. said some officer asked him for his lanyard/tag. arrgh!!! he didn't get one! now i have to get him one if not my ass would be on fire. haiz haiz haiz. life's a beach. lol
i guess i'm drained. thats all i've got.
Don't Get Yourselfs In Trouble! Behave OK?!!
yours smurfingly,
VJ Smurf.
blog zeppelin
Great. i've got 2 people whom i know, have read my bloggings. I once said " blogging is silly". now, i think its my only way to vent feelings (corny). i'm at home now, thinking about yesterday and i got lots to share.
firstly, yesterday was super.. i got $190 @ work, which is terrific. the sad thing is, i forgot to take TOTO, and i hate myself for that. (addicted). 2 idiots walked away with my 5 million bucks. dammit to heavens! ok nevermind. some day it will be mine.
also yesterday, i was so busy! (thats y i got 190) one customer after another, i couldn't even finish the blog i started! thats why i didn't deliver what i promised and i'm not going to. haha..
i just had my breakfast. and lazing around till maybe later.. we might go out for a game of monopoly. highly controversial game! ahah..
till the next goodbye..
P.S. yesterday was racial harmony day.. but i consider it friendship day.. lol.. all the same la.
Vijay.
To Rain or Not To Rain?
ever wondered this past few days, if its gonna rain or not. its terrible but good. cos if you're kiasu, you might wear rain friendly clothes. if you are brave, and think its not gonna rain any time soon, you might be adventurous and choose sun friendly clothes. The Problem is, if you wear rain friendly clothes, i.e thick, coveralls, and if it turns sunny, you are in for a sweat fest. So the next time you leave your house, think. Here's a tip: If the clouds aren't heavy, but its grey, chances are you have a good 1 to 2 hours. maybe 3. if its grey and heavy (hint war of the worlds), then its gonna pour really soon or you're being attacked by aliens. Heads Up!
its about 10 now, i loathe at work. its the bestest job. sit and work on the pc for 8 hours. BUT, the dumbass people who walk in asking fucked up questions... arrgh.
1035am. i'm still at work. earned a couple of bucks. sweet bucks. i'm still recovering from the ugliness of Singaporeans. not their external self (everyone knows that sucks as well), but their internal self. they are kiasu, jump queue, and are like leeches. the media sticks to a headline for weeks. Like the murders and the nkf thingy. ENOUGH! get some public interest stories! tell the sad story of the old man under the bridge. about that sad little man at the bukit batok residents corner who thought we were litter bugs. We dubbed him, the Emperor of residents corner. come on la.. how bad can a game of monopoly get?! rediculous. there are more people who do worst then us. we are just so small..
1041am. Still at work, wondering if all this is worth it. who the heck am i writing this to? who knows. comment this page as much as you want. Pls let me know that you are bored enough to check out this page. please.. (sarcasm)
isn't today international friendship day. yahooo! but its not a holiday. we should take india's example. they got so many public holidays.. that it adds up to a month. great stuff.
so to all friends of VJ, happy friendship day you turds!
there will be an afternoon post. check out later, for news about best comedies.
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If i lay blogging...
Well, well.

Wise man once said, " you should do a blog!" and that man's name is haiqal (prefers to be spelled as hyqel, seems that its cooler). ok.. so this is my first official entry. i'm not gonna count that half ass blog from friendster.
its 3.40 pm. the sky.. oh shit i feel rediculous. firstly, i'm going to address something about me that alot of you don't know. i'm.... a Smurfer. a Smurfamaniac. a Smurf-addict. Its 50 years old in three years time, and its one of the best cartoons outside the looney toons. best of all, its gonna be made into a movie in 2008. nice.
its 3.44pm. its time for, the wednesday report. today in singapore, the NKF is shaken, singapore is nearing the dreaded 40, we still speak singlish and some of us (not me) still have a fake accent. (hint hint .. Eye for a guy 1&2). most of us couldn't give a rats ass about these things but really.. where are we heading?
3.47pm. my time now. woke up at 8.30am. i know most of u would have been drooling on your pillows at this time. i watched two news anchors slanging their mouths off (hint hint prime time morning news). nothing great on tv ever, so i went back to my room, watched a couple of 70s shows, and slept again. woke up again when mum came back at 11.30. watched some designer programs on tv cos that the only bloody show at that time on every channel. went back to my room for more that 70s show and then went down to buy stuff for lunch. after that, more 70s show and ate lunch. after that, sat down and started a blog called everlasting blogstopper.
3.55pm. thats all i guess.. any comments? all welcomed. it took me 15 mins to set this thing up. hurray. bye.
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